HUMOR

I love jokes. I love laughing at my own jokes & if other people laugh too that's even better. I love making fun of myself & I love puns about eggs. I love yolks. They crack me up. Sometimes I get scrambled & they're poached or deviled, but even if they're a bit runny - as in my diarrhea yolks - things usually turn out sunny side up.

 
 
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ORIGINAL JOKES

What did the recovering alcoholic say when the judge offered him a bottle of vodka?

“I’ll take the fifth!”

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It takes an honest man to admit he’s a liar.

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